Berets

What I learned about wearing a beret while in Paris:

1. They don't blow off of your head because they are round and hence aerodynamic.

2. They keep your head warm. (Very important when one has lost a lot of hair over time.)

3. Only young woman and old guys (holds up hand) wear berets in Paris.

4. You can buy them cheap in Paris. I paid like $6 for a wool beret.